lllucas 0 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Hi, Folks! :-D O.K., I know this stuff is cheesy...but we all love it. So, here you go. Just for fun try using these medical terms in your charting (ha,ha!).... Linda Lucas, AD ;-) http://www.theactivitydirectorsoffice.com _____________________________ Redneck Medical Terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan....................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her. Colic........................A sheep dog. Coma.......................A punctuation mark. D&C.........................Where Washington is. Dilate.......................To live long. Enema.....................Not a friend. Fester......................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail...................What you hang your coat on. Impotent..................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain................Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff.............A Doctor's cane. Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates. Node........................I knew it. Outpatient................A person who has fainted. Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test. Pelvis.......................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative..........A letter carrier. Recovery Room........Place to do upholstery. Rectum....................Darn near killed him. Secretion.................Hiding something Seizure....................Roman emperor. Tablet......................A small table. Terminal Illness........Getting sick at the airport. Tumor......................More than one. Urine.......................Opposite of you're out Varicose..................Near by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gina 2 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 HEE HAA LINDA, Them 'Der Terms Are Down Right Humorous....Hah,Hah,Hah!!! I LOVE UM !!! Have Fun.Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackled20 0 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Youth ink those words were jokes? In Kentucky them all the words the doctors uses. :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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