Cute Santa Poem

[Pennie 26]

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual

trip...but there were problems everywhere.

 

Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the

toys

as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure

of

being behind schedule.

 

Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This

stressed Santa even more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were

about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven

knows where. More Stress.

 

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and

the

toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

 

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a

shot

of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden

the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he

dropped

the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the

he

kitchen floor.

 

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was

made from.

 

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He

opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas

tree. The angel said, "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

 

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the

Christmas tree.

[gina 2]

Hey Pennie,

I love it! LOL!!

[lllucas 0]

Hi, Pennie! :-D

 

Great joke!!!! I e-mailed it to several of my friends. As an AD haven't we all had days like that? Especially at Christmas.

 

Best wishes,

 

Linda Lucas, AD ;-)

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