Just Fun

Pennie · July 31, 2004

Hi Everyone,

As many of you may already know I love to collect jokes, stories and poems that are usually funny :-D Most of these are jokes about getting old, seniors and/or about our profession. So if any one has any I'd love for you to share them. :hammer:

I ran across these and thought some of you all would like them. Share these with your res. and others too.

Pharmacy

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their

decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding

and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, Metamucil?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our

Bridal Registry."

My AAADD

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. I have Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to wash the car.

But first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trashcan is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trashcan out,

But since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first. Now, where is my checkbook?

Oops, there's only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for those checks.

But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some water. I set the coke on the counter and find my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots. Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television

So I'd better put it back in the family room where it belongs. I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed ; the bills are unpaid ; the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter ; the flowers are half watered ; the checkbook still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys!

When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG! I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help,

BUT FIRST I think l'll check my e-mail

When I'm an Old Lady

Unknown Author

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with my kids,

and make them so happy, just as they did.

I want to pay back all the joy they've provided,

returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited.