Humor for You and Your Residents

[lllucas 0]

Hi, Everybody! :-)

 

I just received this e-mail and decided to pass it on to you. This reminds me of the old Art Linkletter show, Kid's Say the Darnedest Things." I'm sure you will want to share it with your family, friends and residents. ;-)

 

Subject: Proverbs

 

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her

class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a

well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the

proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.

Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are

first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.

2. Strike while the...............................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ........termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ....... how?

6. Don't bite the hand that .................looks dirty.

7. No news is.....................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a . Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new ........ math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll .....stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust .................. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the .pigs.

13. An idle mind is........................... the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's .............pollution.

15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ............. not much

17. Two's company, three's . the Musketeers

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what . you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...... you have to

blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ........ spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed ............... get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you ..... see in the picture on the

box.

24. When the blind lead the blind ........... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than.................................... pregnant

 

Have a great time,